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**Sandra Nabbefeld** @SandraNabbefeld@mastodon.social · 1 h

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Sandra Nabbefeld @SandraNabbefeld@mastodon.social

Hat er denn schon "Danke" gesagt?

Ein riesiges Huhn, dass vor einem Nest mit europäischen Eiern steht, schaut einen kleinen Donald Trump erbost an, die Hände in die Hüfte gestemmt und fragt herausfordernd: "Hat er denn schon "Danke" gesagt?!" und denkt sich zusätzlich: "Notiz an mich: wenn nicht, gibt's 500% Zoll auf europäische Eier!"

#cartoon #Humor #politik

**tinkel** @tinkel@mastodon.social · 6 h

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tinkel @tinkel@mastodon.social

"We must drop the research now that the Neanderthals are back in charge."

#science #uspol #cartoon

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 6 h

6 h

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Collection. #grickledoodle #lizard #skins #reptiles #collecting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a lizard in his attic looking to hang a shed skin along with his others. Caption reads "He didn't really have a good reason for doing it but he'd been saving his old skins for years."

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 9 h

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16

Mark is hosting his radio show. A colleagues calls to him, "Yo, Mark! Al Gore for you!" He takes the call and says, "Al! What's up?" Al Gore says, "We have to talk." Mark goes on air and says, "So, Al, wasn't government reform once your jam?" "It was, Mark. Reinvention was job one for me as veep. In seven years, we shrunk the federal workforce by 426,000, consolidated 800 agencies and eliminated 640,000 pages of rules." Mark is surprised, "Wait... What? Why didn't I know that?" Al Gore continues, "Because you didn't notice at the time. And you didn't notice because the process was carefully planned and responsibly executed, It never disrupted essential public services. Compare that to now." In the final panel, Musk, depicted as an X with sunglasses is telling his minions (of the type from Despicable Me) "Banana!" and his minions are going berserk with axes and torches, etc.

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 9 h

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 16, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/16

Calvin is having lunch at home and is also reading a comic as he munches away. Suddenly Hobbes jumps onto the table surprising him. They both square off and then start fighing and end up on the floor. Calvin is defeated and Hobbes takes up Calvin's exact activities at the table. A dishevelled Calvin goes up to his mother who's loading the laundry. He tells her, "I'm still hungry." Without interrupting her work, his mother tells him, "I fixed you a nice lunch. You can wait until dinner."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Sandra Nabbefeld** @SandraNabbefeld@mastodon.social · 13 h

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Sandra Nabbefeld @SandraNabbefeld@mastodon.social

Familie kann man sich nicht aussuchen, was?

Die Mutter sitzt mit ihrer erwachsenen Tochter im Café und fragt sie: "Du erzählst so selten etwas über dich. Wie läuft es denn so bei dir?", worauf die Tochter freudig anfängt zu erzählen: "Eigentlich recht gut. Es kommen immer mehr Anfragen und momentan arbeite ich an...". Die Mutter fällt ihr ins Wort: "Weisst du, wo es momentan Prozente auf Wimperntusche gubt? Bei Rossmann."
True Story.

#cartoon #humor #absurd

**Johann** @johannmayr@muenchen.social · 13 h

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Johann @johannmayr@muenchen.social

#glaube #selbstvertrauen #gott

**comics** @comics@unfufadoo.net · 19 h

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comics @comics@unfufadoo.net

The comic features two panels. In the first panel, three potatoes are depicted underground with human-like emotions and thought bubbles. One potato expresses joy at feeling the sun's warmth, hearing birdsong, and believes it's time to sprout. The second potato appears lethargic, suggesting it couldn't care less, while the third potato looks content and positive about the upcoming growth.

In the second panel, the potatoes are no longer underground. They are now sprouting above the soil, with several green shoots emerging. Three small, Anad estilized birds sit atop these shoots, one saying "IDIOT!"

This comic humorously highlights the irony of the potatoes' excitement about sprouting, as they are now being used as perches for birds, sarcastically labeled as "idiots."

#comics #images #photos

**comics** @comics@unfufadoo.net · 1 j

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comics @comics@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a scene from the animated TV show "The Simpsons." In the scene, the character Lisa Simpson is addressing an audience while standing in front of a large projector screen. She is wearing formal attire, resembling a medal or an award. The text displayed on the projector screen behind her reads, "Empty cop cars are just scarecrows for people," indicating a humorous commentary on the presence of unoccupied police cruisers as a deterrent for potential lawbreakers. The phrase suggests a critique on the effectiveness of visible police presence as a means of crime prevention, characteristic of the show’s satirical tone. The audience, partially visible at the bottom of the image, is facing Lisa, emphasizing her as the speaker or presenter.

#comics #photos #images

**Jen Sorensen** @jensorensen@mastodon.social · 1 j

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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen@mastodon.social

This week's comic: Playing the wealth card

#cartoon #comic #billionaires

**comics** @comics@unfufadoo.net · 1 j

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comics @comics@unfufadoo.net

The image features a simple sketch of a shower head with text that reads, "Every naked person I see turns me on." This humorously suggests that the speaker finds seeing any naked person, regardless of context or personal preference, inherently arousing. The illustration is minimalist, using a beige background and straightforward line art. The setup with the shower head implies a humorous context, likely intended to elicit laughs due to the unexpected and slightly awkward nature of the comment. The image likely comes from a comic or cartoon series based on everyday observations or awkward moments, aiming to make the viewer chuckle or relate to the uncomfortable scenario.

#comics #images #memes

**Today On Screen** @todayonscreen@xoxo.zone · 1 j

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Today On Screen @todayonscreen@xoxo.zone

Today, March 15, in 1972, the town of Dimmsdale gathers to celebrate Denzel Crocker Day in honor of the most helpful, least selfish, grooviest, and most far-out kid (Fairly Oddparents, s03e21, “The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker!”, 2001)

An animated mayor at a podium with a little boy in glasses standing behind him, looking proud but modest.

A crowd of people cheering and smiling. They're holding signs like “Crocker 4 Ever” and waving flags.

#TV #Television #Cartoon

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 1 j

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Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Too much. #grickledoodle #cats #octopus #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of an eight-legged cat causing havoc in a house. Caption reads "Octo-cat turned out to be quite a handful."

**Zampedigallina Comics** @Zampedigallina_comics@mastodon.uno · 1 j

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Zampedigallina Comics @Zampedigallina_comics@mastodon.uno

An antropomorphic boar utters obscenities from a speaker's stand. There is a microphone in front of it.
Two men beneath the stand says: "He's talking complete bullshit". "He's speaking to his voters."

#cartoon #humor #voters

**Evelyne ﻥ‎ ‎** @leonis5908@mastodon.social · 1 j

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Evelyne ﻥ‎ ‎ @leonis5908@mastodon.social

(by Irena Buzarewicz)

Zeichnung.
Eine Wand mit einer geschlossenen Türe. Vor der Türe kommt ein Tausendfüssler herangekrochen und liest den Text, der auf der Türvorlage steht: Please wipe yor feet! Die Reaktion des Tausendfüsslers ist: Oh, Brother!

#Humor #humour #lustig

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 j

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 15, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/15

Some Inuit are outside a melted igloo. One is saying to another, "I told you, but nooooo, you haaad to have a housewarming party."

#Humour #Cartoon

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 j

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Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 15, 2025 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/15

Calvin is outside, walking with Calvin. He says, "Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we can speak." Hobbes considers this for a moment and then says, "Probably so we can think twice."

#Humour #Cartoon

**comics** @comics@unfufadoo.net · 1 j

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comics @comics@unfufadoo.net

The image features a character from the animated TV series "The Simpsons." The character, Mr. Burns, is prominently displayed with an intense look in his eyes. He is wearing his usual attire—yellow skin, a red saucepan hat, and blue glasses with thick lenses. Above his head, the word "BEWARE" is bold and underlined, while below him, it reads "THE EYES OF MARGE." This suggests a humorous warning about Marge Simpson's eyes or vigilance. The expression on Mr. Burns' face, combined with the text, implies a lighthearted jab or meme about being cautious around Marge, likely referencing her notorious "Marge scowl," or disapproving look.

#comics #cartoon #photos

**comics** @comics@unfufadoo.net · 1 j

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comics @comics@unfufadoo.net

The image is a political cartoon highlighting a tense interaction between two figures. On the left is a man in a suit accusing the figure on the right of having no sense of decency. The figure on the right is represented as an elephant wearing a red cap with "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) shaded in with Nazi and Confederate symbols. The elephant holds a sign supporting "TRUMP." This cartoon seems to be critiquing political divisiveness and symbolism, with the man in the suit possibly representing a browser, questioning the other figure's morality and allegiances.

#comics #memes #cartoon

**Farhad** @faab64@pixelfed.automat.click · 1 j

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Farhad @faab64@pixelfed.automat.click

Yuppi...

#Cartoon #Humor #Funny

#Funny

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