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**Tripop** @tripop@bulles.enmarge.art · 3 h

@gosseynaj@piaille.fr @Citoyen_DC@mastodon.xyz @AnttonRouget@piaille.fr Si, on peux. Comme on peux se rappeler qu'ils ont poussé Macron en 2017.

Et on peux rappeler leur complaisance face à Villepin. Et acter leur position libéral progressiste qui n'aiment pas la gauche du rupture.

C'est factuel. #bd #strip #art #comicstrip #fr #french #happysadboy

**capybaraz** @capybaraz@mstdn.social · 1 j

1 j

capybaraz @capybaraz@mstdn.social

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say they convinced you the people stealing food to survive are the problem while the people in charge loot your entire future. i hope my dad doesn't have to move in with us.

a gray cat with fangs sits and thinks "the rich are literally recommending diets to the starving."

#comic #comics #ComicStrip

**CustardFist** @custardfist@mastodon.social · 2 j

2 j

CustardFist @custardfist@mastodon.social

‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟱’

When talking about the weather isn’t your thing.

Madeline is standing with a coworker in the office’s coffee corner.
The caption says: MADELINE DOESN’T LIKE SMALL TALK.
Madeline says: SO… DID YOU CATCH OUR UNIVERSE’S EVER INCREASING ENTROPY LAST NIGHT?

#webcomic #webcomics #comic

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · 2 j

2 j

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Sun, 16 Mar 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/16

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**CustardFist** @custardfist@mastodon.social · 2 j

2 j

CustardFist @custardfist@mastodon.social

Never mind the title. Does anyone know what this comic refers to?

This is a comic
Vince is drunk at a bar and he starts reciting some sort of poem to his friends:
EMPTY YOUR MIND.
BE FORMLESS.
SHAPELESS.
LIKE BEER!
NOW, YOU PUT BEER INTO A GLASS, IT BECOMES THE GLASS.
YOU PUT IT INTO A STEIN, IT BECOMES THE STEIN.

Vince gulps down a whole pint of beer.
GLUG GLUG GLUG
… he burps and continues:
YOU PUT IT INTO YOUR STOMACH, IT BECOMES THE STOMACH.
NOW, BEER CAN FLOW…
… OR IT CAN CRASH.
BE BEER, MY FRIEND.
Then Vince loses consciousness and drops to the floor.

Friend 1: IT CRASHED.
Friend 2: DRUNKEN-LEE.

#webcomic #webcomics #comic

**CustardFist** @custardfist@mastodon.social · 3 j

3 j

CustardFist @custardfist@mastodon.social

‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟮𝟯’

This just might happen, I guess.

Two storks are observing a love making couple from a distance and notice the they aren't using the baby making hole. They scratch their name off of the list.

#webcomic #webcomics #comic

**CustardFist** @custardfist@mastodon.social · 5 j

5 j

CustardFist @custardfist@mastodon.social

‘𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙾𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚂’

Is this an innocent bit of flirting in the workplace, or…?

This is a comic
Panel 1:
A man and a woman stand near each other, both dressed in medical protective suits. The man looks at the woman in a flirtatious way.
The man says: "NICE BODY YOU HAVE THERE."
The woman replies: "THANKS."
Panel 2:
The woman looks down and says: "I LIKE YOURS TOO. NICE AND FIRM."
Panel 3:
The man leans closer to her and says: "MAYBE THIS IS TMI, BUT IT’S GETTING STIFF AS WE SPEAK."
The woman replies with a blush on her cheeks: "WELL, MINE HAS STARTED DRIPPING."
Panel 4:
The man and woman laugh. As the view zooms out, it becomes clear that they are working in a morgue. Each of them has a cart with a covered-up corpse on it.
Panel 5:
The man and woman push their carts in opposite directions.
The man casually says: "ANYWAY, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE SEX SOMETIME."
The woman responds: "EXCHANGE BODILY FLUIDS? I’M IN."

#webcomic #webcomics #comic

**Antwoord D. Strips en Cartoons** @antwoorddstripscartoons@pixelfed.social · 5 j

5 j

Antwoord D. Strips en Cartoons @antwoorddstripscartoons@pixelfed.social

Hang on to your dreams #humor #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #energie #verkoop #opvoeding

#opvoeding

**Antwoord D. Strips en Cartoons** @AntwoordDStripsCartoons@mastodon.nl · 5 j

5 j

Antwoord D. Strips en Cartoons @AntwoordDStripsCartoons@mastodon.nl

Hang on to your dreams #humor #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #energie #verkoop #opvoeding

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**Zhi Zhu** @ZhiZhu@newsie.social · 5 j

5 j

Zhi Zhu @ZhiZhu@newsie.social

Elon Musk and His Doge Pals, in "Auto Graft"
- @rubenbolling

https://boingboing.net/2025/03/12/tom-the-dancing-bug-elon-musk-and-his-doge-pals-in-auto-graft.html

Cartoon in 10 panels.

1st panel- Title: "Elon Musk and his Doge pals in Auto Graft"

2nd panel- Minion with glasses says,"Elon! My data just revealed an individual who's responsible for billions in government looting and waste!"

3rd panel- Elon says,"Let's go pals! I'll just bet that guy's a ... DEI!" Maga hat dude says,"Message received!"

4th panel- Minion says, "Okay Elon! After this guy took over a car company in 2008, he got a special low-interest loan from the energy department!"

5th panel - Maga dude,"That government assistance saved his company!" Minion,"Since then he's gotten tons of subsidies, credits, grants and tax breaks!" Elon, "How much?"

6th panel- Minion,'How about $38 billion in govt give-aways? That made him unimaginably wealthy!" Elon, "What a mansion!"

7th panel- Maga dude, "So many babies!" Elon,"Sucking at the government teat!" Minion,"The sensor is indicating that the culprit is right here!"

8th panel- Minion, "Elon Musk, it's you!" Elon,"Um. Hey, let's stop looking for govt waste, team!"

9th panel- Elon,"Now we'll look for illegal immigrants to deport!" Minion and Maga dude, "Yeah!"

10th panel- Minion,"Here! I found some African dude who started his tech career in America in the 1990s while working here illegally!" Musk, "Let's go get that guy!" Doge dog, "Ruh-roh!"

Credit: Ruben Bolling

#Cartoon #Comic #Comics

**Lespetitsbonhommes.org** @dehaasbe@pixelfed.fr · 6 j

6 j

Lespetitsbonhommes.org @dehaasbe@pixelfed.fr

lespetitsbonhommes.org
#vikings #conquete #barbare #orientation #gps #comicstrip

Illustration d'un petit navire à voile sur lequel une personne tient le gouvernail et deux regardent leur capitaine à l'avant du bateau, un viking mécontent.

#comicstrip

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · 6 j

6 j

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New comic strip found: DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for Tue, 11 Mar 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/deflocked/2025/03/11

#comicstrip #deflocked

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · 9 mars

9 mars

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip found: Carpe Diem by Niklas Eriksson for Sat, 08 Mar 2025 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/carpediem/s-3619661

#comicstrip #carpediem

**CustardFist** @custardfist@mastodon.social · 9 mars

9 mars

CustardFist @custardfist@mastodon.social

‘𝗡𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗘-𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚’

Amazing how well these noise-canceling headphones work!

Panel 1:
In an office around the water cooler a group of co-workers are talking and laughing. One guy in particular is obnoxiously loud. Robert, another co-worker, has his desk near the water cooler and he is trying to work, but gets annoyed by the group.

Panel 2:
Robert thinks: “Time to whip out the ol’ noise-canceling headphones.” and reaches in his desk drawer.

Panel 3:
Robert violently clobbers the loud guy with his noise-canceling headphones.

#webcomic #webcomics #comic

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · 9 mars

9 mars

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Sat, 08 Mar 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/03/08

#comicstrip #doonesbury

**The Funny Pages** @thefunnypages@mastodon.social · 8 mars

8 mars

The Funny Pages @thefunnypages@mastodon.social

New strip found: Bizarro by Wayno & Piraro for Sat, 08 Mar 2025 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/bizarro/s-3619660

#comic #comicstrip #bizarro

**Yep** @vxmadsen@mastodon.social · 7 mars

7 mars

Yep @vxmadsen@mastodon.social

When i become succesful with my comic, i intend to teach people just how i did it, every time a camera or a mic is on me, i will teach you. I’m not there yet, but some day i will be.

#comic #comics #comicbook #cartoon #cartoonist #chatactor #funny #fun #comicbookstore #commiccollector #comicstrip #Cartoon Threads